In a perfect world...

In a perfect world, I would be fluent in Spanish, Chinese, and American Sign Language.  And English, I suppose. 

In a perfect world, I would own a DSLR camera, and be pretty handy with it.  I would be one of those people that carries their camera EVERYWHERE, and people think, “isn’t that thing obnoxiously bulky and heavy?”  But I wouldn’t care.  And I would be able to make some bomb Photoshopped pictures to boot.

In a perfect world, I would be really good at cooking.  Especially desserts, and especially especially cakes.  And I would decorate cakes.  They would be some of the most good lookin’ cakes this side of the Mississippi. 

In a perfect world, I would have a minor in Computer Science, and everyone would be all like, “What the WHAT?  You’re a girl and you know something about computers?”  And I would be all like, “You knows it.” 

In a perfect world, I would have a teaching certificate.  And I may or may not use it.

The more perfect I make this world, the more I realize I don’t think I want advertising to be a part of it.  What the heck, Lindsey?  This is what your entire plan has been for the past four years!  You are good at advertising, and you like doing it.  So why don’t you want to have it be your career?  And if you don’t want to be an advertiser, what do you want to do?

Everything.

I may be the only college student in the world that wishes she could go to school forever.