Ain't that Odd? Volume 1

I am strange. And I know it. And you probably know that too. But to further validate this point, every so often I am going to add to my list of oddities. And each time, the post will be titled "Ain't that odd?" And so it begins:

1. I love watching cooking shows and game shows. They are so much more satisfying than other programs. Everyone ends up happy in the end.

2. I don't believe in wearing a jacket. I think the cost of having to carry it around when you are inside outweighs the benefit of being warm for a few minutes while walking outside. So it has to be pretty cold if you see me wearing one.

3. I have never met someone who can beat me at Mad Gab.

4. I HATE driving. More than almost anything in the world. All I want in life is to make enough money to have a personal chauffeur. A husband will work too.

5. I never step on cracks. I wouldn't want to break my mother's back, now, would I?

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